Hump day

Last night I layed around in the dark...alone...watching a movie. Sounds normal enough, right? It was actually v. depressing. Maybe I should have kept the lights on. I also think the movie had a bit to do with that...it was called "Levity" and it was just really f*cking grim. Dark colors, slow pacing, themes of redemption and forgiveness. Not really a "lift your spirits" type of film. Even though I was ready to pass out at 8, I kept on trucking, watching a series of bad television shows. Funniest moment of the night: Ashley and I were talking after she got home from work and I had left TBS on after watching an edited version of "Sex and the City" and we start watching the very end of "Outback Jack"- the moment where he chooses who he loves most. Or who he'd most like to bone repeatedly. Did I just say bone? Anyway, he rejects one girl, who then tries with all her might to look upset, but being the kind of actress that would do reality TV, she's not that convincing. Then it cuts to him with the winner. They say some things to each other, probably something like "I never thought I could fall in love with someone in a month while I was dating 20 other women at the same time. It really helped that you have the body of a porn star." Then they walk down the beach towards the water...into the sunset...ready to start their life together. Okay, here's the amusing thing- as the camera pans out, it shows that the other girl, the "loser" if you will, standing right there, watching them walk away, still trying to force a tear out. To this, Ashley quipped "She probably heard their whole conversation, she was just on the other side of the rock." Somehow this isn't as funny as it was last night and it's pretty much what I built up this entire story to say, so sorry if it's disappointing. But it made me laugh. A lot. When I got home last night, there was an envelope which read "New key for rubbish can." Rubbish? Really? B/c last I remember my landlord wasn't British. The word is garbage- don't try to spice it up with your fancy lingo. Okay, enough of this nonsense.
Reagan